Total Medals Earned: 234 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,230 Points
Medals Earned: 5/32 (50/500 points)
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Complete the game
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/46 (25/490 points)
Play as a Warrior!
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/290 points)
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 4/8 (200/375 points)
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 3/37 (20/420 points)
Enter the village for the first time.
Open the first present!
Open the twenty-fifth gift!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh gift!
Open the twelfth gift!
Open the thirteenth gift! (Before Brandy Does)
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth gift!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second gift!
Open the twenty-third gift!
Open the twenty-fourth gift!
Open the twenty-sixth gift!
Open the twenty-seventh gift!
Open the twenty-eighth gift!
Open the twenty-ninth gift!
Open the thirtieth gift!
Open the thirty-first gift!
Happy New Year!!! Thank you for playing Tankmas 2021! See you next year!
Score 15 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Score 30 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade game
Score 40 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Receive a Kiss from Tom Fulp, or anyone with this medal
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.